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"Oh, you're going to the Dominican Republic for your honeymoon? That's fantastic!"
"I know, right?"
"It's such an exotic destination!"
"We can't wait!"
"And the beaches!" "Tell me about it!" "The romance!" Loving every minute!" "And the bleach in the sodas!" "Absolu...wait. What!?" |
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Who goes to a bar and orders a soda?
ReplyDeleteDrunks?
DeleteWouldn't you notice the smell?
ReplyDeleteYeah, no kidding.
DeleteNot if you're hammered.
DeleteI like a warm glass of pool water every now and then.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't?
DeleteIt's too bad.
ReplyDeleteOne way to kill the germs I suppose and everything else.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the hotel's rates are like $3 a night now.
ReplyDeleteElsie
Can you just imagine being on the Dominican Republican Chamber of Commerce and Tourism?
DeleteThat's why you shouldn't travel to countries with a poor GNI
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