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Must have gone to Special Bollards School
BTW, I realize I'm probably going to Hell for this.
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Politically Correct Christmas
I'm So Confused
Yesterday, while working a shift as a Monetary Exchange Specialist,* a customer stepped up to purchase some sandpaper, caulk**, and wo...
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Got you, didn't I? No, this post has nothing to do with my struggles with mental health. "Although...there is that....
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To be honest, I will try to keep most of these posts silly (nonsense), but as we lurch toward Election Day and civil war, I won't b... -
Dawn of the Age of Dinosaurs Brought to You By the Republican Party In our last installment, life (well, animal life. Please fo...
Sigh... another word I hadda look up.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? I didn't know what it meant until I went into the Navy (it's one of those nautical terms).
DeleteBut it's not a "slow children" sign in a teacher's classroom... (Sadly, this exists.)
ReplyDeleteI know. I've seen them. But, I won't take any pictures of them. There are lines even I won't cross.
DeleteYou have a saved seat on the shortbus to hell.
ReplyDeleteI'm driving.
We're stopping by Burger King on the way down.
Oooooh, put me down for a Junior Whopper.
DeleteJust means everyone is extra special
ReplyDeleteWell, of course.
DeleteHow slow can they go...
ReplyDeleteFaster than I.
DeleteI think that a "faked" sign
ReplyDeleteIt's for real. There were several of them on my "Sunday Afternoon Old Man Man" walk.
DeleteSlow boulders ahead? Warning for Indiana Jones.
ReplyDeleteI thought I heard the sound of a whip.
DeleteOkay, so... here's my interpretation.
ReplyDeleteAfter consulting my dictionary. (aka google)
GO SLOW - MORON - BECAUSE SOME IDIOT DECIDED TO PLANT WOODEN POSTS UP AHEAD AND THEY MIGHT F@#KUP YOUR BUMPER.
That's all I got, and I ain't got no more.
Seems legit.
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