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Taking a well-deserved break, Santa Claus shares a light
moment with one of his favorite elves, "Handsy."
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Politically Correct Christmas
'G' is for 'Gibbet'
According to a dictionary I found on the internet (hey, it’s probably as reliable as Wikipedia), a “gibbet” is: (jib it) A de...
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NOTE: I'll continue to post this disclaimer. The past several posts and who-knows-how-many-posts-to-come are merely what I can rememb...
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To be honest, I will try to keep most of these posts silly (nonsense), but as we lurch toward Election Day and civil war, I won't b... -
NOTE: I'll continue to post this disclaimer. The past several posts and who-knows-how-many-to-come are merely what I remember from th...
Santa also got familiar with one of his Keebler Elves when married. Handsy needs to fall asleep and someone pretend to grab his balls...on second thought..ewwwwww
ReplyDeleteJingle Balls?
DeleteOh, you're right.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, of course, he's the favorite elf. His laugh is second only to Santa's. And I have a feeling he's learned to keep his hands to himself, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
ReplyDeleteOne can only hope.
DeleteHandsy has to keep him jolly the rest of the year.
ReplyDeleteThat's where the Yule Log comes in.
DeleteLetterman is either tall or Franken is short.
ReplyDeleteI actually think both.
DeleteI would love to know what was said to make them laugh like that.
ReplyDeleteScratch that. Some things are better left unknown.
Elsie
Knock knock joke?
DeleteI still can't get over that beard...
ReplyDeleteWell, I only grow one for only six months because...oh. You mean David Letterman. Never mind.
DeleteWhich rules to monopoly? The written rules or house rules?
ReplyDeleteWhere do you stand on Free Parking??
Well, I think the official rules are more guidelines.
DeleteI'm a "Put all fines in the middle which is given to whoever lands on Free Parking" kind of guy.
NOT in the official rules.
Like I said...guidelines.