Okay, this is starting to get a little out of control...
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| "Believe me, you'll never find a more delicious, excellent, and delightful candy in all the world. Made by the finest confectioners-all wonderful, beautiful American citizens-in the country, you'll wonder why you never included 'Slices of Don' in your snacking repertoire. And, now for a tax-deductible donation of $100, I'll personally send you a signed bag of pre-chewed slices of awesome. Much better than Kamala Kackleberry Nut Klusters, trust me." NOTE: Please have a look at the "Best By" date. When I was doing this, I didn't notice. Call it 'Accidental Comedy.' |
You've stumbled upon a hilarious mix-up with your candy promotion! It's impressive how you’re managing to keep the humor alive despite the confusion. The idea of pre-chewed slices definitely adds a unique twist—though I’m sure it's not what you intended! The “Best By” date issue just adds to the comedy. Thanks for sharing this amusing story. It’s great to see you maintaining a light-hearted perspective.
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We have a lot of fun poking...fun...of the candy we sell.
DeleteI think the Kamala candy has already expired...
ReplyDeleteThe FDA has issued the following: "WARNING: Consumption of Kamala Kackleberry Nut Klusters" can result in the reduction of IQ and Verbal Diarrhea."
DeleteKamala's candy wasn't pre-chewed; just gently sucked on...
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteAh serendipity. Or synchronicity? It's one of those.
ReplyDelete"Serendipitous." That is EXACTLY the word I used!
DeleteNever knew that there was a Kamala Kackleberry Nut Klusters.
ReplyDeleteThere's a market for all kinds of candy. Remember (or perhaps you don't), we once had something called "Reggie Bars."
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