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If found, please return to the United States. Just be warned: they may not want him. Who is the new Comedy Gold, you may ask? |
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"Ta DA!!!! Blowjob?"
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Or "Fourth of July" to the rest of the world.
Yes, yes, sigh, I know. Many other countries, other than the United States, have independence days. Just give us this one. We might not be around much longer.
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"Okay, let's see if I got everyone's lunch order right...General Washington will have a BLT with American cheese and slice of cherry pie...well, of course, I have a turkey sub with chips for Hamilton...excuse me, what the hell is a sub?, Jefferson will have a broccoli rob...whatever that is, Mr. Frenchy McFrenchface, Madison, the suck-up, a Philly Cheesesteak, Adams will have a big salad...good call, John, the buttons on your breeches are getting ready to pop right off and kill us all, and Franklin will have fish and chips. FISH AND CHIPS!!?? Seriously, Ben, do you even know WTF we're doing here???" |
To be honest, I will try to keep most of these posts silly (nonsense), but as we lurch toward Election Day and civil war, I won't b...