Politically Correct Christmas
A Halloween Tale
"Any Snickers?" The following is a true story. Mostly. The young wife pulled her sweater tight. Sure was starting to get...
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NOTE: I'll continue to post this disclaimer. The past several posts and who-knows-how-many-posts-to-come are merely what I can rememb...
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Well, at least I hope it's comic relief. Anything to take our minds off the horrors in Europe and potential global nightmare should be...
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Brush With Death Planted some Autumn Bulbs Elizabeth Warren Holds a Town Hall With Her Peeps
As long as it's done without food... The crab might fight back.
ReplyDeleteCrabs might give you a hand.
DeleteOr...a claw.
Never mind.
Oh my...I am blushing right now and Alex, please don't say "crabs" when they are masticating and whacking off.
ReplyDeleteCrabs are usually pretty careful when they are...uh...never mind that one, too.
DeleteGotta love throwing the big words around. I do it in class just for the blank expressions.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favorites.
Delete"I hope you mean tree limbs."
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat.
DeleteJust wash your hands first and after
ReplyDeleteEspecially after.
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