Politically Correct Christmas
Happy Presidents Day!
Except Monday. Suck it. WARNING : The following contains some truths, half-truths, and outlandish points of conjecture. Stu...
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Got you, didn't I? No, this post has nothing to do with my struggles with mental health. "Although...there is that....
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To be honest, I will try to keep most of these posts silly (nonsense), but as we lurch toward Election Day and civil war, I won't b... -
Dawn of the Age of Dinosaurs Brought to You By the Republican Party In our last installment, life (well, animal life. Please fo...
As long as it's done without food... The crab might fight back.
ReplyDeleteCrabs might give you a hand.
DeleteOr...a claw.
Never mind.
Oh my...I am blushing right now and Alex, please don't say "crabs" when they are masticating and whacking off.
ReplyDeleteCrabs are usually pretty careful when they are...uh...never mind that one, too.
DeleteGotta love throwing the big words around. I do it in class just for the blank expressions.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favorites.
Delete"I hope you mean tree limbs."
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat.
DeleteJust wash your hands first and after
ReplyDeleteEspecially after.
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