I realize I've used this picture quite a few times. Although I can't remember the exact caption, it's basically the same. I keep using it, though, because it tickles me.
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| "I don't know about you guys, but I'm exhausted. Plus, who thought it was a great idea to wear wool coats when it's like the frikkin' sun outside? Anyway, lunch. General Washington, what ab...oh, wait. He's not here. Sucks to be him. Still, he's probably not sweating his balls off, wherever he is. Adams, I got you for a BLT with chips...seriously, do you need bacon, Chubs? Why not have a salad? Jefferson, chicken salad on a croissant with dijon mustard...that figures, Frenchy. You like dark meat, right? Madison, turkey sandwich with a pickle...sounds kinda phallic, don'tcha think? Franklin, you want fish and chips. Fish and chips??? Look, I know you're as old as Delegate Biden, but do you even KNOW what we're doing here, Ben??" |
By the way, notice I wrote "Happy Independence Day" vice "Happy 4th of July." Because, how many countries have the 4th of July?
All of them.
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| Thaaaattttt's right. |
NOTE: Despite my snark, there is ZERO evidence that James Madison was gay. Sure, he was a little fella, but so is Peter Dinklage and he's not gay. As far as I know.
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