Orange Jesus Bone Spurs has his bases covered just in case he's convicted and gets thrown in jail where he'll be forced to wear-what else?-an orange jumpsuit...
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"If I wind up going to jail, believe me, it will be the most beautiful jail ever created because-very few people know this-it was my great-great-great-great-great-can you believe how great he was?-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Marcus Aurelius Trump who invented prisons and got the Huns to pay for it, not those loser Parthians who were actually Iranians.* And, let me tell you, people were dying to get into those jails, which were more like resorts. With locking doors, shankings, and bed checks."
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*the Parthians were actually from Iran. Yeah, I'm a nerd for knowing this. And now so do you. So what does that make you? Thatttttttt's right.
Oh, I know I'm a nerd. I'm an old-school nerd from way back.
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DeleteI'm preparing my annual "Yuletide Nerdfest" when I explain to all who are too slow to escape why Christmas is celebrated in December. Holiday fun for the whole family!
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