Telephone Diplomacy

 Putin suggested that Biden give him a call to discuss the situation in Ukraine...


"Is the refrigerators running?"

"Hang on.  I'll go check."

"Holy crap!  That thing is fast!!"

"You're an idiot.  You gotta know that, right?"





10 comments:

  1. This is hilarious! Ugghh the shame.

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    1. I said years ago that he was comedy gold. To be fair, there are buffoons on the other side, as well.

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  2. If only there was a way to make him chase his tail... Biden, not you, though that might be amusing too. Do you do requests?

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    1. Ya know, I may explore that option.
      Requests always welcome.

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    1. Our only other choice is crying. I choose laughing.

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