"And, if you want to ever see it again, leave $500,000 in unmarked, non-sequential bills in front of the nearest Leslie's by midnight. Or we'll take a box-cutter to the liner." |
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ReplyDeleteDamn it! I'm $499,998 short.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder I keep hurting myself diving...
ReplyDeleteAt least they got a pretty nice banner to brag about it.
ReplyDeleteThey like to live dangerously. I wonder if they found Esther Williams swimming in it
ReplyDeleteNah, they can keep it...
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