"And, if you want to ever see it again, leave $500,000 in unmarked, non-sequential bills in front of the nearest Leslie's by midnight. Or we'll take a box-cutter to the liner." |
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And then make fun of it... As some of you may know, I work at Ace, Home of the Helpful Hardware Person. And me. Trust me, my experiences...
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Got you, didn't I? No, this post has nothing to do with my struggles with mental health. "Although...there is that....
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To be honest, I will try to keep most of these posts silly (nonsense), but as we lurch toward Election Day and civil war, I won't b...
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Dawn of the Age of Dinosaurs Brought to You By the Republican Party In our last installment, life (well, animal life. Please fo...
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ReplyDeleteDamn it! I'm $499,998 short.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder I keep hurting myself diving...
ReplyDeleteAt least they got a pretty nice banner to brag about it.
ReplyDeleteThey like to live dangerously. I wonder if they found Esther Williams swimming in it
ReplyDeleteNah, they can keep it...
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