Picture Time

    Since I'll do anything to avoid actually being constructive, I thought I'd peruse the folder on my computer called "Blog Pix."  Yes, I do actually have something like that.  Similarly, virtually none of the pictures on my cell phone are remotely serious.  My wife asks why, for instance, I have a picture of a man humping a fish (one of my favorites) instead of her.

    NOTE:  the previous sentence is a classic dangling participle.  This means you could interpret as why "I have a picture of a man humping a fish...instead of her."  I thought to edit it so there's no confusion, but I left it in (that's what she said), because I thought it was funny.  And that's a right handsome fish.

    I reply that they make me laugh.  And I am not well.

    Anyway, in no certain order, here are some of them (possibly some of which you've already seen)...

The aforementioned fish humping picture.  I know you've seen this. 
I usually caption it, "And now a word from the NMFLA (Man-Fish Love Association)" 

"We sell zig zag papers, coffee which could strip paint, mummified hot dogs, pre-used scratch off tickets, and farts disguised as hoagies wrapped in cellophane. 
Take THAT, Wawa!  Oh, thank heaven."

Personally, I think this whole 'Right to Arm Bears' is getting out of hand.

Put some bulbs in my garden before Spring.

Speaking of Spring, can beach season be far behind?

"Someone hear a noise?"

"Here, lemme give you a hand."

"I don't think it will fit in our living room."

Well, it is.

"Personally, I think the tuition costs for Electoral College are excessive. 
Electricians could get a much better bang for their buck at a trade school."
 

Now, how did this picture from my Super Bowl party get in here?

    Okay, last one.  Almost time for breakfast...

Remember when we actually thought this was ludicrous?