Sure, this is self-deprecating, but comedy is comedy.
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| "I wanted to spice things up a little in the bedroom, so I sent my wife a dick pic. She sent me a picture of a sympathy card."
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"Any Snickers?" The following is a true story. Mostly. The young wife pulled her sweater tight. Sure was starting to get...
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteEspecially caught in the zipper.
DeleteAt our ages, the fact it showed up on film is a victory!
ReplyDeleteUsually it's just a frightened little turtle.
DeleteA joke for our age.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to brag.
DeleteEspecially since I can't.
Hahahaaaaa…how can anyone not love Rodney Dangerfield. This is too funny…umm…..sorry😁
ReplyDeleteFunny (?) thing is, I made the joke up. Rodney was perfect for it.
Deletelol, it could have been worse...it could have been a headstone engraved with RIP
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's on its way.
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