Happy Thanksgiving!

“Let us give thanks to the Almighty who has seen fit to guide us through the trials, tribulations, and funny hats on this glorious New England day!  Deer, pheasant, turkey, the gift of maize, that weird-ass jello mold, and all manner of wo…seriously, Runs With Scissors? Eel pie? Well, no playing in the First Annual Shirts vs Redskins touch football game for you!”

 

6 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving to you and may you be spared that dessert Rachel made one year on Friends. Whipping cream with beef just doesn’t seem to go well together.

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    1. I had pecan pie. With whipping cream. That worked pretty good.

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  2. I'm sure the pilgrims enjoyed their jello with bananas made in a mold.

    Love,
    Janie

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  3. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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    1. I did. We ate my daughter's food. It was glorious. Hope you had a wonderful day, as well.

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