I hesitated to
write this, because I know some people will be shocked.
Early voting in
Virginia opened on September 20th.
I voted on the 24th.
The reason I voted early is because I will working at the polls on
Election Day. Since I won’t be in my
assigned precinct, I won’t be able to leave during the day.
I would have gone
early in any event, because God knows the circus sideshow it will be come
November 5th. Weather, equipment “malfunctions,” or any
number of shenanigans from either side…yeah, I won’t want any part of that.
For those of you saying.
“Well, golly, Ken, if you’re there ON Election Day, won’t you be impacted by
the very things you’re worried about?”
To you I say, not really, because I’ll be safe inside. Although, I can’t discount the almost
certainty that we’ll have to deal with some crazies inside.
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Okay, this is Black Friday. |
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"Friday of Color." |
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Well, it'll be close, is what I'm saying. |
Since I’ll be helping
curbside voters, bad weather could be a factor, I suppose. However, since I won’t have to be driving
in it (with the exception of getting there at 4:45 am), I’m not worried. Yes, the internet could go out or pipes could
“mysteriously” burst, but that would be a game day problem.
I thought that going
early would shield me from a long line and, thus, long wait. I’m here to tell you, though, that nothing
could be farther from the truth. Even as
early as I went, I had to wait close to an hour.
I can only imagine
how the wait will be in November.
Even so, I was a
little uneasy. As is common practice
throughout the nation, partisans of this political party or that are stationed
at least 40 feet away to hand out campaign literature and, frankly, harangue
those of us in line.
Not for nothin’, if
you haven’t made up your mind by the time you get there, you have real
problems.
Can you
imagine? “You know, I was going to vote
‘X.’ But, boy howdy, you’ve convinced me!
I’m voting ‘Y’!”
One particular
individual (neither Republican nor Democrat) was especially vocal in his
denunciation of those presently in charge.
And, by “vocal,” I mean “obnoxious.”
He also was wearing a handgun on his hip.
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Apparently, it's legal. But, just because you can do something, does not mean you should do something. FULL DISCLOSURE: I own a couple weapons myself and have a Concealed Carry Permit. |
Anyway, he caught
the ire of a lady handing out her own party’s literature and being equally “vocal”
to innocent voters (I don’t know which party she represented and it doesn’t
matter). They began chirping at each
other and I thought blows were fixing to be exchanged. They really got into each other’s faces as I nervously
inched closer to the “Forty Foot Demarcation Line.”
A man several
people behind me scolded them, saying, “You know, it’s people like you who’ve
brought this country into the sorry state it is.”
I don’t know which
party he belonged to, either, and it really doesn’t matter. Unless he’s a member of the “Grownup Party.” Because he was absolutely right.
At that point, I knew
that my experience on the actual Election Day would be a real zoo.
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Okay, how did I
vote, the two of you reading this may be wondering? To be honest, I’ve gone round and round on
this issue for months. To possibly tick
off some of you, there was no way on this planet I would ever support Kamala
Harris. How a woman who didn’t earn a
single primary vote accuse her opponent of being a “threat to democracy” is
mind-blowing.
I wish people
would stop kidding themselves by thinking she would have weathered a primary
process.
Plus, she’s an
imbecile.
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"From the middle class, m'kay?" |
No sense trying to
convince me otherwise.
So, that left me
with Donald Trump. I debated with myself
whether I should go “Team Orange” as the lesser of two evils. It was the toughest thing I’ve had to
struggle with since I started voting (for Gerald Ford) in 1976. When all was said and done, though, I still would
be voting for evil.
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"Fire and brimstone are that way. Believe me, it's the most excellent damnation you'll find anywhere." |
Still, I’m a Conservative
(not a Republican) and felt that he should be “my guy.” Then, he’d sell a pair sneakers or post “I
hate Taylor Swift” on Truth Social.
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Dear Lord, to say nothing of this. |
And I’d go all wobbly
again.
I get what the
other side represents, though, and it horrifies me. That said, I can appreciate the dilemma of
those who see Kamala as the alternative to (who they perceive as) the
Anti-Christ. Their “lesser of two evils”
could very well be the Cackler. I
understand and respect their position.
On the other hand,
there are those who have always voted Democrat and will always vote Democrat, because
the media tells them so. Even if their
“guy” was Satan. The same goes for lockstep
Republicans.
Those people are
knuckleheads.
So, I decided
that, while I hope Republicans win, Donald Trump will have to do it without my
vote. I can’t ever imagine a scenario
where he loses by one or the contest is tied.
In which case, the whole shebang will go the House of Representatives.
If that happens,
I’ll feel very badly. But, there’s a
better chance of the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl.
So, what did I
do? I wrote in “Ron De Santis.”
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"So you're telling me there's a chance?" |
Yes, I realize that
it was a wasted voted. Okay, sue
me. But, I wanted to be true to myself
and not cast my support to a man who sells his own trading cards. It's my vote and I'll vote how I want to.
Please resist the
urge to tell me how I was wrong or why I should have voted for him or her. That doesn’t matter, either, because, as
Julius Caesar said when he crossed the Rubicon, “The die is cast!,” or “Let the
dice fly!”
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Or he may have said, "Hey, did you check out the jugs on that Gaul?" Sources are unclear |
My point is, the
deed is done.
Because…
Kamala Harris and
Donald Trump.
In my opinion…are both
massively unfit to be our president.
Two things can be
right, ya know.