No, wait.
That's Burger King.
My bad.
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| Trust me. He's upset. Or deranged. |
No, this post is about Mc Donald's. And the slogan for Mc Donald's is "I'm loving it." |
| In any event, RFK Jr. isn't loving it. |
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Some do, though.
"French, you say? Get 'em outta here!"
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Anyway, the whole point of this post (sorry, I tend to get carried away most some of the time) is that, in an effort, apparently, to boost sagging sales by exploiting Baby Boomers' sense of nostalgia, McDonald's will soon be offering Adult Happy Meals.
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"No shit?"
"Absolute constipation." |
Each one will highlight a specific character from the Golden Arch's past: Mayor Mc Cheese, Hamburglar, Grimace. Birdie, and Cactus Buddy (yeah, I know, who TF is that?).
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| "The board decided that highlighting Slappy McSmegma would send the wrong message." |
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| "It is my favorite shake, though." |
Each Adult Happy Meal will offer chicken nuggets (or Quarter Pounder with cheese), large fries, a shake, rubbers, and lube.
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| Or subscription to "Porn Hub." |
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By the way, in doing the research for this (you're welcome),
I learned what type of critter Grimace is. He is a...taste bud. |
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"And here you thought Burger King executives
were on drugs when they created me!" |
I thought they weren't using the term happy anymore as it was considered politically incorrect toward depressed people?
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DeleteOh I used to live the Hamburgler who seemed the most real to me. That purple thing just seemed to come from H & R Puff N' Stuff.
ReplyDeleteHappy meals started just as I was too old for them. Sigh. That is the story of my childhood, though. The cool stuff came out just as I was a bit too old...
ReplyDeleteThey jumped the shark when they introduced birdie. And Grimace was cooler when he was a bad guy.
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