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As I prepare for the 2025 A-Z Challenge, I have precious little time to create new posts for March. Therefore, I've activated the way-back machine to pull up some posts from the past. This particular gem (?) is from the 2013 Challenge (if I remember correctly, that was the last time I did the challenge.).
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According to some scientists (some of whom have actually seen a naked girl), the Big Bang Theory is a possible explanation for creation of the universe.
Essentially, a long, long, long time ago in a place where there were no galaxies (near or far away), all the matter (which really mattered) smashed themselves together so tightly that it created a huge amount of heat energy.
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| Think "Whoopi trying on jeans" energy. |
As this energy grew and grew, it suddenly exploded and expanded with such an intensity, creating all which makes up the universe: galaxies, planets, asteroids, Oprah, Denny's, etc.
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| Basically, Keith Richards long ago. NOTE: This gag will come up again during the Challenge |
This is according to the Lambda-CDM concordance
model.
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| Frankly, the Asian kid is the only one I buy. |
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| "That's my line!" |
The only way we'll ever know for sure is when we go to Heaven (or...Purgatory, according to Sister Mary Gregory of the Titanium Yardstick). God (who may have a pocket protector) may tell us that the evangelicals were right all along, "Let's see, yep, it's 6,000 years old. Soooo, they were a bit off. Plus, it's a shame you didn't go to Muslim Heaven, what with those virgins and all. Can I interest you in a cloud?"
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| "Virgins!!?? That sounds awesome!" "Meh. Been there." |
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| "And it be blasphemy like that which will put you in Purgatory in the first place. Knuckles if ye please, boyo." |
NOTE: I realize that not all of you believe in God, heaven, or even pocket protectors. Bear in mind, though, that if God doesn't exist, we'll just disappear into the oblivion of ignorance. A lot like Congress. I'll prefer to hedge my bets and go with the heavenly paradise thing. Even though I'll be spending a few thousand years in Purgatory.
Since I do believe the Bible over secular scientists, I'm going with the six thousand years old theory. Never trust a dude in a mask.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in the 6,000 years thing. Just doesn't make sense. But, it's all good.
DeleteThat mask thing, though? Yeah, I'll buy that.
I've never understood why a bunch of virgins is an enticement. Wouldn't you want women who actually enjoy...? I mean, seriously. If you're going for pleasures of the flesh, shouldn't you have partners that know what to do?
ReplyDeleteI do my best to apply logic when I attempt to understand some peoples' motivations. And I agree with you 100%.
DeleteThat said, I know Purgatory is on tap for me.
DeleteVirgins can be rather uptight...without the up. I'll be sitting beside you in Purgatory. I like to believe that there is a higher power...too many religions, myths etc.. have this plus people who have died all have a vision..my mom included. I also believe in reincarnation and that we keep coming back until we get it right. Many in politics, in the world, will come back as dung beetles.
ReplyDeleteI believe there is something after. I don't know what, but I'm quite sure it doesn't involve sitting on a cloud for eternity.
DeleteThis post definitely takes a fun and humorous approach to the Big Bang Theory. I enjoyed the way you mixed science with jokes, especially the part about the Lambda-CDM model and Keith Richards.
ReplyDeleteThank you for reading my new blog post, and have a nice Friday.
https://www.melodyjacob.com/2025/03/follow-on-instagram-melodyjacob1.html
Mixture of facts with snarky non-facts. That's what in store for April. Hope you stop by every so often.
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