Or, for those who don't live in the United States...
Happy 4th of July!*
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"Okay, everyone, listen up! The order from Feinman's Deli on Market Street has come in. Let's see, I have a tuna salad on whole wheat for Washington, grilled chicken, dark meat only-heard that's how you like it, Jefferson-on pumpernickel, liverwurst with sauerkraut on sourdough for-figures-Adams, and fish and chips for....for Pete's sake, Franklin, you do know why we're here, right?"
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"Because every country has a 4th of July.
Now, get back to work. Especially you, England."
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I'm sure the Middle East found a way to ban it though.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Fourth!
Or Congress.
DeleteYou, too!
You had me at liverwurst. I truly believe I'm like one of ten people who actually love it. (Along with liver and onions)
ReplyDeleteHappy Grilling Day!
Elsie
I LOVE liverwurst (well, not physically...you know what I mean).
DeleteEspecially with Gulden's mustard on it.
Maybe there is some new math out there that gets rid of the 4th in some places.
ReplyDeleteCommon Core Math...probably.
ReplyDeleteIt's like that old joke: Is there a 4th of July in (insert name of random country here)?
ReplyDeleteOr "How many months have 28 days?"
Delete"All of them."
"Dark meat..." lol! Jefferson just keeps slaving along...
ReplyDeleteIt was his way.
DeleteEngland had to work today haha
ReplyDeletebut so did I :(
Ooooooh. Not a lot of fun.
DeleteWell, this stopped them from having tanks and military roll by. Hmmm...where is KFC?.
ReplyDeleteKentucky wasn't a state yet.
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