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"I am therefore introducing a bill in Congress, after I get my hair 
and nails done, which I call the 
'Emergency Services Happy Face Act.'  
No one in our socialist country democracy should 
suffer needless anxiety searching for '11' on their phone's
 keyboard when dialing '911.'  
THIS MUST END!!"


"Wow.  what a moro...oops, is my fly down?"

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8 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 16, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    Just watch - she might really propose that.

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  2. AdamFebruary 16, 2019 at 6:14 PM

    I know Republicans don't really like her Democratic Socialism

    they prefer their own National Socialism

    ReplyDelete
  3. Pat HattFebruary 17, 2019 at 4:25 AM

    But then they may get stuck on the 9. Oh the horror.

    ReplyDelete
  4. CWMartinFebruary 17, 2019 at 6:57 AM

    Just put a big ol' HELP button on the damn phone. Perhaps Fischer Price can help her with design...

    ReplyDelete
  5. Liz A.February 17, 2019 at 4:49 PM

    I got nothing...

    ReplyDelete
  6. Susan KaneFebruary 18, 2019 at 10:29 AM

    She is like a talking puppet who has no edit button between her mind and her mouth.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Tanza ErlambangFebruary 20, 2019 at 5:41 PM

    should be "hair and nails act"....

    ReplyDelete

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